Alright, I'll bite. [You know, just not in front of the whole network.] The money sounds good and I have some debts to pay. But with pay like that there's obviously a catch, right? What is it?
But if it's contagious you probably want someone else. I just got out of the hospital like a week ago so who knows if we'd make each other sick, right?
[What the hell is a hindbrain? And RUDE. But he does quiet down for a second at least. Sorry, but he's had some pretty unpleasant experiences with vampires.]
[And yet...he's trying to figure out how to come to terms with them. So hold on for a sec while he thinks it over.]
[A long sec.]
[Maybe awkwardly long.]
[Okay...okay, maybe it's not that bad.]
...A hundred bucks an hour, right? For...you're going to...uh. Do that thing. That vampires do. To me?
It will be no worse than it would for a medical blood donation. We hardly even need to take so much. It is not our sustenance, merely a necessary supplement to our ordinary diets.
[Curious now. It's an improvement. Also shut up his neck it velvety soft and totally luscious, dude. That's what the scrubby bits in the body wash are for you know.]
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Date: 2012-02-01 12:44 am (UTC)[Viral NV Text] 30 January
Date: 2012-02-01 07:15 am (UTC)Voicemail!
Date: 2012-08-08 04:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-08-08 05:25 pm (UTC)There is a catch. I believe many people would perhaps find the work... distasteful.
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Date: 2012-08-08 09:20 pm (UTC)I'm not going to kill anyone.
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Date: 2012-08-08 09:27 pm (UTC)Are you aware of the... condition, affecting my daughter and myself?
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Date: 2012-08-08 09:32 pm (UTC)[Duh, dude.]
But if it's contagious you probably want someone else. I just got out of the hospital like a week ago so who knows if we'd make each other sick, right?
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Date: 2012-08-08 09:40 pm (UTC)It is not contagious unless we will it to be, and we do not.
The most understandable term I hear used would be "vampire."
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Date: 2012-08-08 09:46 pm (UTC)What?! Not more of you! This place must be a magnet for bloodsuckers!
[Bet you wanna hire him now, huh?]
Dude, you can't kill me either. It's definitely not worth that! A-and I don't need any more creepy sex dreams, alright? It's really disturbing!
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Date: 2012-08-08 09:49 pm (UTC)If you can quiet your rodent hindbrain for a few seconds, please consider-- why would I be offering to pay someone to have me kill them?
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Date: 2012-08-08 10:00 pm (UTC)[And yet...he's trying to figure out how to come to terms with them. So hold on for a sec while he thinks it over.]
[A long sec.]
[Maybe awkwardly long.]
[Okay...okay, maybe it's not that bad.]
...A hundred bucks an hour, right? For...you're going to...uh. Do that thing. That vampires do. To me?
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Date: 2012-08-08 10:05 pm (UTC)It isn't necessary for either of us to "do that thing" to you. There are machines for that purpose.
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Date: 2012-08-08 10:07 pm (UTC)[...]
Is type A okay?
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Date: 2012-08-08 10:08 pm (UTC)Type does not matter. We are far more concerned with freshness.
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Date: 2012-08-08 10:10 pm (UTC)Uh. But are there side effects? I've never...given blood...before. On purpose.
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Date: 2012-08-08 10:14 pm (UTC)It will be no worse than it would for a medical blood donation. We hardly even need to take so much. It is not our sustenance, merely a necessary supplement to our ordinary diets.
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Date: 2012-08-08 10:16 pm (UTC)[Curious now. It's an improvement. Also shut up his neck it velvety soft and totally luscious, dude. That's what the scrubby bits in the body wash are for you know.]
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Date: 2012-08-08 10:20 pm (UTC)Food?
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Date: 2012-08-08 10:23 pm (UTC)[And totally resents it every time.]
That's not how it works in the movies.
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Date: 2012-08-08 10:24 pm (UTC)I said that "vampire" was the most easily applicable term, did I not?
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Date: 2012-08-08 10:28 pm (UTC)[Sigh.]
Look, it's nothing personal but if this happens I need some kind of promise of privacy. I'm not okay with people knowing about it.
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Date: 2012-08-08 10:33 pm (UTC)Our feeding habits are none of the business of the public at large. We will treat it with the utmost discretion.
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Date: 2012-08-08 10:39 pm (UTC)I'm on some pain meds. If I let my dose run out before the...donation...uh, is that good enough?
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Date: 2012-08-08 10:45 pm (UTC)Needless to say, should any issues arise, the arrangement can be ended by either of us at any time.
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Date: 2012-08-08 10:47 pm (UTC)Uh...there's one more thing. I'd probably need to lie down for a while after. Would that be a problem?
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Date: 2012-08-08 10:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-08-08 10:54 pm (UTC)[...]
Okay.
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Date: 2012-08-08 11:01 pm (UTC)Would you prefer to meet with my daughter and myself before agreeing?
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Date: 2012-08-08 11:10 pm (UTC)...Uh, but sure. If you need to...I don't know. Um. Interview.
[...Snort. Wait, that was pretty funny, actually. Get it?]
Uh. It takes a while to get ready, so it would have to be in a few hours. Or another day.
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Date: 2012-08-09 12:15 am (UTC)[...Sorry Yosuke, he doesn't get it.]
Here is our address. We would prefer afternoon callers, should you decide to come look.
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Date: 2012-08-10 12:04 am (UTC)Anonymous Text on October 1st
Date: 2012-10-07 11:30 pm (UTC)INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.
RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.
(Optional)
Date: 2012-10-26 11:31 pm (UTC)[WHAT DO YOU DO?
> Y (accept) / N (reject) / PIE (do you want to know more?) ]
[[OOC: This all goes with The OOC notif and this post, so.]]